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Unwashed Willy 

When someone goes on Omegle and tries to flirt with random girls for no other reason than the fact that they are so horny it can be felt radiating off of them.
Willy: “Hey, what’s your blood type?”
Shen: “Oh no, he’s pulling a Unwashed Willy again”
Unwashed Willy by LargeDavid April 5, 2021

Unwashed Masses 

Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.
Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
To depart or remove yourself from a place or position.
The bull rider unassed the bull after the buzzer sounded. The driver unassed the car just before the collision.
Unassed by StudBear July 12, 2012

the great unwashed 

1. A person of a lower order who is looked down upon by most of society.

2. A term to refer to anyone who is common and or stupid in their ways.

3. Can also be applied to a person who follows 'the crowd' and dosen't have a mind of their own.
Being lazy, a moocher and lacking a college education M. Rehmeyer was considered as one of 'the great unwashed' by the higher echelons of society.
the great unwashed by Rnotbscot February 12, 2008

Unwashed Face 

When you engage In something without the proper preparation or skill to do it correctly.
Adam: I'm joining the Band Club! I'll be assigned to The Guitar, I'm gonna play so good!

Johnny: Adam, You don't even have any knowledge of how to play guitar. You don't even know The Basic Chords... You're

going in with a pretty Unwashed Face!
Unwashed Face by ZSAGAX January 17, 2022

the great unwashed 

Coined by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, "the great unwashed" refers to the lower classes.

The common people.
The great unwashed enjoy reality TV and shopping at Wal-Mart.
the great unwashed by Lytton September 9, 2006