Person1: Hey, did you see the latest video on Pornhub?
Person2: Eww, no way, I'm a masturbator
Person1: Oh, so do you like fishing?
Person2: nO, i'M a MaStUrBaToR tHaT dOeSn'T lIkE fIsHiNg. Yes I
love fishing!
Person3: Hey guys, what's going on?
Person1:
Shut the fuck up!
Person2: Yea,
nobody likes you!