n. A new, extremely ugly and unfashinable type of shoe coming out, whose
add spams everything, including this site. Its design is composed of a sandal, with the special trademark feature of a very
furry sole. However, this causes a very unpleasant shoe, resembling a muppet after being skinned and fitted to a
loser's foot. Only suited to wannabe pimps and hardcore lesbos.
Can also be used to describe something or someone, usually a
woman, who has not shaved in a while, and so has accumulated an amassment of hideous hair.
John: Hey, so I saw Alicia took you up to her room last night! How'd it go?
Jack: Oh, it was a total let down...That
woman's hairy as a BONSAI sandal! I couldn't even penetrate that junk!
John: Oh
wow, that does sound horrible. Well at least she wasn't wearing Bonsai sandals!
Jack: Oh
yeah, I would have killed myself.