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Neubauer 

When a person completely assumes that everything was meant for just them. Any decency of sharing, or possibly acknowledging that it didn’t belong to them is completely disregarded.
There were totally FIVE brownies left....pretty sure you Neubauered the whole pan. Thanks for thinking about leaving me at least a half of one. Glad you enjoyed all my hard work
Neubauer by GrassMechanics August 18, 2019
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Jonas Neubauer 

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.
RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021
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Newbauer 

The act of a male inserting a Sprite bottle into a female's vagina
Oh man, Marissa got newbauered by Derek last night
Newbauer by Jared Osborne September 3, 2009

Neibauer 

A raging boner, also someone who hates mexicans and fat people and lazy people and poor people...ya
Dude stop being such a neibauer. My neibauer was huge last night.

Nuebauer 

Nuebauer is a total douche of a human. Horrible person who ruins the lives of everyone it touches. Total existence is to cause pain in others.
Stay away from that person they are a Nuebauer and will ruin your life.
Nuebauer by It’s all in fun January 24, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026