Sooker
–noun 1. Australia and New Zealand. a timid, cowardly person, esp. a young person; crybaby. Based off of the word 'Sook."
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Honkey Smoker
(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011
Smokers Lungs
Tina D Cooks nasty ass smokers lungs and breath are disgusting!!!🤮🤮🤮 And her yuck breath too. Barf City!!!
Smokers Lungs by OrangeCandyBar March 30, 2022
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.
1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:
Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.
This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”
See Mad Men series Finale.
And shudder.
South Carolina Smoker
When you fart in a tent and close up all the windows so that the next person who comes in walks into a hot, smelly wall of shit.
We went camping the other day and I ate a lot of beans so I pulled a South Carolina Smoker on my girlfriend and nearly made her puke.
South Carolina Smoker by Smellybunghole November 6, 2011
smoker's remorse
The feeling you get when you light up a cigarette, then halfway through, you realize you don't feel like smoking it anymore.
smoker's remorse by James_DP March 11, 2009