The act of ejaculating into a
sock and then hitting someone in the
face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.
N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").
It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you
hit anyone in the
face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your
ass.")
"Oh
man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last
night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."
"Damn, that's
harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."