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A cafe serving simple, basic food.
Dude 1: When working at that new institution, you should equip yourself with a car, a business suit, a gold wrist watch to make you much more attractive to new chicks there, man.

Dude 2: Do I need a dog and bone?

Dude 1: Absolutely, you need it to tell your top dog you are working while you are in the caff with pals during the office hours!
caff by quan cao tien August 26, 2010
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Verb. When one laughs and coughs at the same time. Often happens at a lunch table when someone is drinking something and chokes while laughing at someone else.
Catherine: Knock knock.

Mackenzie: Who's there? *takes drink*

Weston: *jumps up behind Mackenzie* ME!!!!!

Mackenzie: *begins to caff*

Catherine: *sigh* You guys...
Caff by MissCellany April 30, 2010
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1. A phallic object
2. Male genetalia

An obscenity referring to a mans genitals much like ‘dick’.
Nick: Hall's a moron
Brian: Right on, what a caff
caff by Avery A. Anderson September 12, 2006
The mostly unknown and under-rated sister of the Lord's son, Jesus Christ.
"Caff is a feminist"
Caff by plof December 3, 2003
Illegal Caffeine Used as a drug, Snorted, Injected or swallowed.Usualy in powdered form.
Give me some of that caff man...
caff by Empathy X September 23, 2006
CAFF is hold every year.
CAFF by caffhuang June 17, 2007
Comfort

Attitude

Fresh
Flow

Superlative of cool.
-That guy so CAFF !
-sure he bangs pussy 24/7
CAFF by SavageMemeLordee420 March 2, 2017