Caff

Verb. When one laughs and coughs at the same time. Often happens at a lunch table when someone is drinking something and chokes while laughing at someone else.

Catherine: Knock knock.

Mackenzie: Who's there? *takes drink*

Weston: *jumps up behind Mackenzie* ME!!!!!

Mackenzie: *begins to caff*

Catherine: *sigh* You guys...

by MissCellany April 30, 2010

The Dumb

A terrible disease that makes you unable to brain.

I can't brain today...I have The Dumb

by MissCellany May 12, 2010