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JOHNNY: You look ashamed, yet triumphant, what's going on?
SUZY: I was so bored that I tried typing various keyboard patterns into google
JOHNNY: Wow that's pretty low
SUZY: I know, but I finally tried spiraling outward from G and typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp
JOHNNY: That's not something to be proud of
SUZY: Ah but no one had done it before! Now I get to add it to UrbanDictionary!
JOHNNY: Holy shit that's amazing congratulations!
SUZY: I was so bored that I tried typing various keyboard patterns into google
JOHNNY: Wow that's pretty low
SUZY: I know, but I finally tried spiraling outward from G and typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp
JOHNNY: That's not something to be proud of
SUZY: Ah but no one had done it before! Now I get to add it to UrbanDictionary!
JOHNNY: Holy shit that's amazing congratulations!
gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwazloqp by PurpleElephantsRule May 14, 2023
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gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp
Another pinnacle of boredom. Usually done when you either have too much time on your hands or when procrastinating. This involves typing the alphabet but in a spiral using a QWERTY keyboard.
guy 1: dude, i just typed gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp in 30 seconds without making a mistake.
guy 2: no, you repeated the nju part of it twice.
guy 1: damn. i'll get it right next time.
guy 2: no, you repeated the nju part of it twice.
guy 1: damn. i'll get it right next time.
gtfvbhyrdcnjuesxmkiwaloqp by goatmilking December 28, 2023
Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp
when you hit the g key, then do a shockwave/ flower effect. the rarest sign of boredom. How can one man be so bored.
Gtfvyhbrdcujnesxikmwazolmqazkp by pennynickeldime800 March 9, 2024
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Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026