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Match.com 

The original dating website.
Match, like all online dating is a pile of shit, but unlike Tinder and OK Cupid, there's a hefty membership fee . The people on there suck! The women are average looking with ridiculously high standards, wanting a perfect man. The men are desperate weirdos, or sugar daddies looking for hot young women. Their algorithm sucks, your "daily matches" are all selected completely randomly, you'll be lucky if it sends you someone the same age, or city as you, as well as sending you profiles that have already rejected you. Speaking of which, when someone rejects you on match you get a brutal automated rejection.
The other thing is match is hella shady. They have a TON of fake and inactive profiles they keep to boost their numbers, as well as not telling you what profiles are free members meaning they don't have access to messages. Chances are the majority of people you're messaging can't reply or even read your messages. They also have an "auto renewal system" meaning if you don't cancel your membership before it's due to renew you automatically get charged for another 6 months, which match will refuse to refund. Thing is it takes 2 days to cancel the auto renewal. Many a poor bastard has been suckered into paying another 6 months for this shit trap. When you do cancel your membership, you'll instantly get an email saying you've got new messages, another trap. If you do renew it the messages are either be from bots or will magically disappear.
Bill: Ugh I'm so sick of how crappy tinder is! Man why is dating so hard?
Chrissy: It's because you're using tinder, you should use match.com . It's a paid service so there's a higher calibre of people.

Bill: Hmm maybe you're right, guess I'll give match a try.

*several weeks later*

Bill: Oh my god match fucking sucks! This shit is worse than tinder!
Match.com by mrperson123 April 30, 2019

match.com couple 

A slightly unattractive couple, doing things seen in a match.com ad, ie holding hands,making eyes, sharing an umbrella
I saw a match.com couple outside in the rain.
match.com couple by Joe Doe5 July 25, 2007

Match.Com-Rage 

The rage felt upon receiving an online dating or dating app notification only to see that it was sent by a hideous ogre.
I felt acute match.com-rage after looking at who sent me that dating-site email.
Match.Com-Rage by ShitDawg69 October 22, 2019

Mitch.com 

Baby you don't need online dating you need Mitch.com You type in all of your stuff and you end up with Mitch every time because it Mitch.Com takes the guesswork out of dating
Mitch.com by Tonythetiler April 20, 2018

math coma 

Originally coined by Jenna Lemire, A math coma is the stretch of time that can last anywhere from thirty seconds to forty years after a full period of math class in the morning at school. Your brain is so used to tuning out and your eyes glazing over, that you just stay like that. Another case may be after working so incredibly hard on math problems, your brain fizzes out and you don't speak coherent sentences for the rest of the day until being pelted with balls in gym class.
Jenna: Hey Brent-

Brent: ...

Jenna: Oh dear god! He's in a math coma!
math coma by PhilosophyHurts April 28, 2011

Common Core Math 

Math that make zero sense, and has no daily appliances.
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
Common Core Math by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017