Taranoid

Worst case of paranoia.

Taranoia always induces the gag reflex and is brought on by generalized anxiety. Shared characteristics of paranoia and Taranoia include delusions of persecutions that result in sabotaged personal relationships. People who are Taranoid often feel like every action and thought is a failed attempt at life so they want to kill themselves in a purposeful accident making it seem like they are suicidal individuals, even though they aren't suicidal...they just say they are so they can get a "get out of jail for free" card.

Person1: I don't know about you, but this place makes me want to hang myself. I have the worst feeling in my whole body and I need to throw up.
Person2: Sounds like you are Taranoid!

Taranoid by ihatetaramore May 16, 2013

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taxanoid

(n.): A person who perceives any tax as being unjustly directed at them, personally and unjustly.

The billionaire, Mr. C. Thornton Hollingsworth, III, and the independent plumber who services his mansion have something in common: they're taxanoids.

taxanoid by BMorris June 22, 2011

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Tranoid

He’s a bad lil bihh and he’s snipped like a barbie. He’s sadly infatuated with Cardi B and always trying to come for peoples necks. Luckily it don’t take much to eat his ass up :)

Person 1: Who’s that boy with the rainbow hair obsessed with Dl’s

Person 2: Oh babes that ain’t nobody but Tranoid

Tranoid by alissa592 November 20, 2023

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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