Süprt

When a male ties their bangs on the top of their head with a ponytail.

Commonly seen in sports anime.

Derek’s süprt was secured with a sparkly pink ponytail

Süprt by sharkwithuncomfortablylonglegs February 24, 2019

supertf 

overwatch league champion, stage 2 champion world cup champion, grand final champion, , role star, allstar, mvp runnerup, may melyee champion

supertf

supertf by superis12 August 6, 2020

Supertolietbowl 

What the Superbowl is to some people.

{Dave; on telephone}: Hey Jenny, want to come over to my house today to watch the Superbowl? I'll have lots of hot wings, burriotos, Cheetos, and beer!

{Jenny; on telephone}: Sorry Dave...I've got plans to go to the mall with my girlfriends today, so you'll have to watch the Supertolietbowl by yourself.

Supertolietbowl by Telephony March 11, 2012

supertard 

dumbass, ultra-retard, on a scale that is unparelleled.

"Bernie thought he was large and in charge. That fucking supertard thought he knew everything! Probably why he got canned!"

supertard by rhodeisland1 December 31, 2009

Witte's Great Spurt 

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.

ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts

Witte's Great Spurt by Philly Ree August 14, 2008

Spurt Scrying

Reading the future by studying the patterns formed by semen after giving someone a facial.

"Sophia gazed deeply at the streaks of semen Paul had just deposited upon Rachel's face. 'Spurt scrying is an ancient art almost lost to this age...' Sophia said."

Spurt Scrying by Dribbles23 March 5, 2008

Spurt Scrying

The act of fortune or future telling. Using the pattern of semen ejaculated on a surface (or her face) a scryer can see hidden knowledge or for foretell future events .

Staring intently at the streaks of semen produced for his spurt scrying session, she told him what she saw... That he had only 3 days until he would be murdered.

Spurt Scrying by Chawkerr February 8, 2018