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Death caused or induced by defecating. It is usually brought on by an undisclosed illness such as a brain anyrism or heart attack. The straining to push out fecal matter can bring on this. Not many people die defecating, but it does happen.
Elvis Pressly died while in the midst of wrangling with an impacted colon. He died from a heart attack brought on by defecide.
defecide by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005
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Deficide 

Voluntary consumption of many laxatives causing profuse expulshion of feces leading to severe internal bleeding and the loss of many vital organs, occasionally losing fragments of the spine and taile bone.
"I feel the need to eat 30 fazolis' bread sticks and go home and commit deficide while spread-eagle on my father's pool table"
Deficide by Jello_flouride March 24, 2007
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dedecide 

Using Dedede's Inhale (neutral b) to carry an opponent offstage. Dedede can either spit out the opponent and trap them under the stage or carry himself and his opponent down into the blast zone.
On our last stock, I lured my opponent to the ledge and Dedecided him. I spit him back out under the stage so he couldn't recover, securing my victory.
dedecide by LowTier January 31, 2018
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026