iblivious 

adj: A state of mind in which one is unaware of their sorrundings caused by intensely focusing on one's portable mp3 player.

1) Did you see that guy over there almost get slammed by the car?

2) Yep... he was iblivious to the whole thing... his chances of survival hinge on his eyePod running out juice.

iblivious by Rhett C September 11, 2005

Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

Oblivious Cock Block by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

situational obliviousness by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

Homo-blivious 

A person's inability to realize their homosexual orientation, despite the witnessing by others to their condition.

Mr. Smith tried to kiss me last nite.
Really? What did you do?
I told him I'm not gay, and he asked me if that meant I thought he was.
Wow! The guy's homo-blivious for sure!

Homo-blivious by Wordmeister 5000 December 1, 2010

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.

"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

Captain Oblivious by bliumchik June 3, 2009

Oblivious 

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.

Oblivious by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

Oblivious 

Unaware.

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are.

Oblivious by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020