Swooping 

Surreptitiously checking Urban Dictionary during a game of Cards Against Humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.

When I drew the "Swooping" card, I knew I would be swooping it.

Swooping by MenschMaschine October 19, 2012

Swooping 

The sexual act for paraplegics using a sex hammock to swing into a receiving hole.

I am swooping in between my girlfriend's nubs.

Swooping by Juciy jamba July 5, 2018

Swooping 

1. Descending rapidly
2. Carrying out a sudden attack

"You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you?"
"Yes... Swooping is bad..."

Swooping by Scherrlock February 19, 2017

swooping 

the act of swimming while pooping.

In a tragic swooping incident, Michael Phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
Sorry I swooped in your pool;
I was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.

swooping by SwoopDoggyDog August 7, 2013

Swooping 

A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”

No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”

We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.

Swooping by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018

Swooping 

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.

-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."

Swooping by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015

Swooping 

When you leap hope your dick ends up in the right hole.

Swooping: I swooped this girl last night and I broke my dick.

Swooping by NEModels December 18, 2017