splitpush 

A pocket strat for the infamous SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales

Ivan: Hey guys! Wanna have fun? ;)
SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales: *splitpush noises*

splitpush by AJHadSwag July 4, 2018

shitpusher 

A shit pusher mainly used in prison
it means someone that has sexual intercourse via the anus should be used only to the gay population or someone you suspect in being gay

(no offence to the gay communty I did not make the word up fucking shitpushers)

1,look at that shitpusher damn he wears tight t-shirts

2,hey shitpusher you need to stop wearing makeup dude and wash the shit off your cock

shitpusher by The Dual May 17, 2006

SplitPiss 

After you dump your spunk and wait a little while your one-eyed warrior sometimes gets it's eye stuck shut and when you hang a rat you piss in two directions at once, neither of which was your primary target. Usually involves a leg or a favorite shoe. If it involves a face you are either R. Kelly or fucked up or both...

"No-o-o-o, a doberman didn't hump my leg. I went splitpissin' after yankin' my yoda to the latest edition of FHM. There's a couple of pages in there ain't nobody ever gonna yank apart..."

SplitPiss by Fecesboy May 31, 2004

slutpusher 

n. - One that is engaging in sexual ralations with a prostitute.

Daisy had sex with a cheap slutpusher last night.

slutpusher by JT & Michelle December 17, 2006

Splitpushing 

The act of solo pushing a side lane, in order to gain gold and experience, pressure towers, and create opportunities for your team

Holy shit did you see RTO's video on Splitpushing? It got me out of bronze!

Splitpushing by Riffinn December 1, 2018

SplitFish-DD 

Online pro-gamer for the PS3 network, who represnts SplitFish GameWare Inc.

PSN GamerTags: zDD & Splitfish-DD

SplitFish-DD by IGN MLG April 24, 2009

Splimpus 

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.

Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.

Splimpus by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021