spunkiful

something that is spunky with pizzaz

george your clothes look spunkiful

by laxforlife May 5, 2011

spunkflakes

when a bit of semen is "lost' after a withdrawal ejaculation, and dries on skin. Later when touched or brushed, it crackles like the sound of popcorn popping, and "flakes" off.

"Dude, in the morning when I opened my eyes, I saw she totally had
spunkflakes on her chin."

by evan99 July 26, 2006

count spunkula

The name of sex vampire who is originally thought to be Nad the Impale-her.

A man, at home, alone, watching 'Count Spunkula Lives!' with his bored housewife. The TV woman get a hugely impossible facial. The man looks longingly at his wife and she shoves a pencil down his dick. How's that?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 10, 2008

Slinkiful

To be or to describe something that is as fun or even funner than a slinky

Guy 1: "Did you get Halo:Reach yet"
Guy 2: "Ya it's totally Slinkiful

by Vegetarian Erik September 19, 2010

spunkfuckshitpiss

This term is to be used when you're mad, but "fuck" just won't cut it. It can also be used when you just feel frustrated about your own actions.

"SPUNKFUCKSHITPISS.. I can't believe I crashed my car... "

"Why did I do that in front of everyone.. Spunkfuckshitpiss "

by uheardme June 24, 2014

punkiful

When something is punky and beautiful.

Elle: Do you like my new top?
Bekky: yesh it is vewy punkiful

by Bekkyful April 25, 2005

Spunkulate

to douse ones partner with semen usually concentrating on the breasts and face region. Etiquette usually allows the area to be requested by the receptacle.

"Spunkulate me you sexy bastard"
"Where would you like to be spunkulated tonight?"
"I loved you spunkulating me last night, it was horny as fuck"

by poshfous March 6, 2009