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turkey neck

a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. Often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks.
"I get turned on by turkey necks, they're just so fun to slap about when we're making love."

"Sicko!"
turkey neck by Master Dan McCabe January 3, 2004

turkey neck

Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
(Penoscrotal Web)
The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
turkey neck by diy July 12, 2008

turkey neck

a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
turkey neck by nate A. June 11, 2006

turkey neck

Derogatory term for a person, essentially calling him a limp dick, which is roughly what a turkey neck looks like.

Perhaps first popularized in the early 1960s by a pro wrestler called The Crusher. Memorialized in the 1964 novelty song by The Novas titled The Crusher , featuring lead vocals by the wrestler himself.
From the song: "Do The Crusher, you turkey necks, everybody's doing it."
turkey neck by jawbone November 27, 2009

Turkey neck

A guy's dick.
Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.
Turkey neck by George Hayduke December 16, 2008

turkey neck

a common name for a large, loose, and wrinkley vagina; tends to be saggy beyond belief.
"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."
turkey neck by sleepingbeauty March 1, 2008