Funky-Towned

A state of alcohol intoxication. It is somewhere in-between being inebriated and drunk. The literal definition is to be intoxicated just to the point where you can dance to an embarrassing song such as Funky Town and not laugh or smile.

Hey, how was the party last night?

It was pretty cool, I danced to Funky Town and straight faced the shit out of it!

Nice! I love getting Funky-Towned!

Funky-Towned by Crazy Gabe May 26, 2011

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Funkytowned

The act of getting brutally murdered by the South American drug cartel. This term is in reference to a viral video in which a person, most likely a male, is brutally tortured with a sickle and box cutter among other things while the song “Funkytown” plays in the background.

Be careful hermano, the last thing you want is to get funkytowned.

Funkytowned by MrBoniface September 15, 2021

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Funky-Towned • funky • Funky Town • funky chicken • funky monkey • funky cold medina • Funky Friday • Funky Fresh • funky dunky • Funky Kong

joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

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