Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late
night googling of one's self, foaming at the
mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable
crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's
50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all
night, if he turns out to have Kicking
Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."