Skip to main content

Riversided 

When you say jokes that aren't funny, die in rambo gear and get kicked from DA, jerk off so fast you split your foreskin, then get owned each and every time you attempt to re-intro. An all around act of epic failure.
"Ffs I got kicked for dying in rambo, now I cant get back in"
"Lol you got riversided"
Riversided by Dark Ascension March 28, 2008

Riverside Regiment 

Riverside High School's marching band, in Painesville, Ohio. Often simply referred to as "the Regiment", it's usually the biggest band in Lake county (typically around 200 members, but sometimes as low as 170), and is widely regarded as the greatest/best sounding in the area (northeast Ohio). People tend to attend the games for the band rather than the football team, because the football team usually sucks. Usually.
Person A: Dude, we lost again this week

Person B: who cares, the Riverside Regiment kicked ass at halftime!
Riverside Regiment by James Larson September 13, 2011

riverside brookfield highschool 

Crazy ass fucking school where people fuck shit up

Last year at homecoming they glued the doors to the school shut and released chickens in the school causing thousands of damage.

This year half the senior class including the homecoming queen were suspended at homecoming for drinking.

These kids know how to live it up
"Did you see the kids from riverside brookfield highschool?"
"No they're all suspended and have court dates"

Riverside Community College 

Located in the city of Riverside, California. RCC has total of three campuses, one in Moreno Valley, Norco, and the original campus in Riverside. The Riverside Campus was first opened in 1916. Their college team is horrible but has a good nursing program. Over half of the students here are just old unemployed workers trying to "start" fresh but only here to get Financial aid and the other population are also bunch of losers attending school just to get financial aid. There is also students that are here to learn but not many. The professors here average or above some are actually funny and helpful.
Conversation #1

Kim: WTF why is Dannisha screaming across campus for??

Andy: Because shes having a full blown conversation with Dontae and Ebony. Its just another day at Riverside Community College.

Conversation #2

Myle: RCC is so pack, its impossible to find parking! Hey thats Tyrone parking his car hes my lab partner but never attends class.

Andy: Yea Riverside community college is always pack. Don't worry towards the end semester most students will drop, usually after the last financial aid check is mailed home.

Riverside Brookfield High School 

white people trying to be cool black people
dughetti spaghetti
crosswalk
hero passes
we raise our praises up to you rb fight on fight on fight on to victory loyalty will guide you we will stand beside you cheering for the colors blue and white fight fight fight
we live by the zoo
million dollar football field
hoes wearing croptops and nerds with suspenders
football HUH

pretty sure our mascot was copied an pasted from images on the internet
fundraisers to pay for the million dollar football field
tests so often it seems like we have tests more than homework
top scores in the country is what to they to motivate us
WE HAVE THE BEST CHOCLATE CHIP COOKIES
rain drop crop top (lame white whip)
GO RB WHOOOOOOOOO
traffictraffictraffictraffictraffic
4.0 is bad omg i know i can do so much better
we be friendly we dont bite
Riverside Brookfield High School is a good place for young children to go so that they learn what a bad example is

Dancing in Riverside 

When a recently divorced woman licks your anus.
She just got out of a marriage so I knew she was down, but it wasn't until we went Dancing in Riverside that I knew she was a freak.