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A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!
Goatman by anonymous77 June 12, 2006
The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
goatman by Ben April 22, 2005
Hide those goats before goatman sees them.
Goatman by EvgenyIsGreat May 12, 2010
A mythological creature that preys on young couples making out in cars, is known to reside in school buildings, churches, and teenagers basements.
Whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman!
Goatman by Claypool08 August 19, 2007
one who is overly preppy, fratastic, Republican. such an individual is typically in possession of Croakies, a Polo shirt, and Sperry Top-Siders.
"Yo D, lose the John Stockton shorts and the Croakies homeboy. You're turnin' goatman on us."
goatman by wordcraft July 30, 2008
A random youtuber who plays roblos a random hunting game and yeah you have to scroll through all the channels just to find him
"Goatman knows where i live and he wont let me go pls help"
Goatman by KingNestywesty November 14, 2022