Mormon freak. Hairy as all get out. Has a brown thing hanging out his ass (oh wait that's Slowsay). Yearns for C1. Worthless and unrespected manager. Screeches like a woman and bangs on cubes. Right-wing whacko.
Hermie banged on Slowsay's cube and screeched, "Hey, what's up, man, how 'bout them Rangers. Gay people are evil."
Getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to jizz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. The girl must then drink the jizz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.
My parents just got newcarpet and I didn't want them to know we were fooling around, so I found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.