hermies 

a rare disease. you start to feel pain in your lower stomach, and it rises to your brain. it can be fatal. you may die.

oh shit son ive got the hermies.

hermies by Nancy Thompson July 19, 2006

munching hermies

When you are so hungry you will start eating like crazy like hermies from futerama

Man he has the munching hermies
With that bag of chips

munching hermies by Written words July 6, 2016

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hergieshit 

sitting on your ass being a lazy useless fuck while others are picking up your slack. A total piece of Hergieshit.

Look at this Hergieshit sitting down playing Internet poker , resting and drinking C-4 while the rest of us are busting our asses.

This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit

hergieshit by Hergieshit July 5, 2016

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

No Hermie 

Phrase used to discourage or ward off trolling or to otherwise notify potential trolls that their comments will be ignored.

Post: "Camped out at Walmart overnight so I can be the first to buy the new Kanye West album! No Hermie!"

No Hermie by BliggityBlam April 20, 2015