fe·cal·ites- A combination of words:
fecal- n. of, pertaining to, or being feces.
particulate- –adj. of, pertaining to, or composed of distinct particles.
1. Fecalites are the toxic, sometimes
meaty, and offensive ( or phunny ) particles that make up vaporous nocturnal emissions ( Farts ). Fecalites combined with methane are
flammable and can be ignited , leaving only the beautiful sound.
After medical school Mike ( becoming aware of the
small and
infinite contained in human gases) would cover his drinking
glass if someone farted in the room. Breathing fecalites was OK but he didn't want to drink them.