Brined 

The act of wiping one's dirty, sweaty, wet ass crack on someone or some object.

Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.

Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.

Brined by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

Mairis Briedis 

When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.

Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.

Mairis Briedis by Kretinss September 9, 2022

Brine choney 

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

captain bringdown 

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story

The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"

captain bringdown by sheila in the car June 9, 2009

Brineism 

a young mancunian addicted to vodka and fifas nonsensical comments.

Brineism: "i'm repairing my brain with peanuts"

Brineism by allyfromthedale December 3, 2010

brinel glover 

queen

bro ur such a brinel glover

brinel glover by imreallyfunnttoo October 29, 2021

Donkey-brained 

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

Donkey-brained by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013