Brined

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The act of wiping one's dirty, sweaty, wet ass crack on someone or some object.

Carla went to the gym and after a heavy workout, came home and brined her boyfriend's leg when she sat on his lap.

Carl was sick of his room mate's pranks so he got his own revenge when he brined the arm rests of his roomy's recliner.

Brined by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015

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Mairis Briedis

When someone single-handedly destroys his own life and career.

Everything was going so good for him why did he Mairis Briedis himself.

Mairis Briedis by Kretinss September 9, 2022

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Brined • Brindle • Brine • briend • brinds • brinda • broned • brained • brianed • Brindley

Brine choney

When your girl or mail order bride will only perform oral sex on you by spitting a mouth full of saltwater while your underwear are still on.

Hey bro I heard your wife gives a good brine choney?

Only if you're married to her.

Brine choney by Ranchgirls May 3, 2020

captain bringdown

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story

The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"

captain bringdown by sheila in the car June 9, 2009

Brineism

a young mancunian addicted to vodka and fifas nonsensical comments.

Brineism: "i'm repairing my brain with peanuts"

Brineism by allyfromthedale December 3, 2010

brinel glover

queen

bro ur such a brinel glover

brinel glover by imreallyfunnttoo October 29, 2021

Donkey-brained

A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.

Dennis eating cereal while driving was completely Donkey-brained.

Donkey-brained by TurkTurkleton June 6, 2013

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026