spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

spesticles by God May 13, 2005

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch 

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

sweeticles 

super awesome or "sweet"

Jim: Dude! I'm going to the sold-out concert!
Bob: Sweeticles!

sweeticles by Poofy Hair= Life January 8, 2010

Sweasticles 

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

Sweasticles by disappear December 18, 2005

Sesticle 

George Lopez riding a giraffe.

"Dudez, i wuz in te afrikas and i seed a hurd o' sesticle!"

Sesticle by Penis Hamburger July 2, 2009

Swesticles 

1) condition characterized by excess perspiration accumulated on the ball sack.

2) an ancient Greek military commander who won fame fighting the Persian invasion. pronounced swess-ta-klees.

1) Yo, open that window so I can get a nice breeze going on my swesticles.

2) Today in history class, we studied war strategies pioneered in ancient Greece. You can really see the influence generals like Swesticles had on modern military.

Swesticles by housian July 22, 2007

testicle spectacles

The act of placing someone's head between a man's legs, facing forward, as if wearing his testicles for glasses.

I showed that bitch where her place was when I gave her a pair of testicle spectacles!

testicle spectacles by supersapper1 November 25, 2006