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Billy Tedeschi 

One person you will not want to encounter is a Billy Tedeschi. Usually a selfish prick looking out for himself and just himself. Acts like a big dog but everyone knows his girlfriend "Val" just bitches him around all day. Complains... ALOT. Chel skills well under sub par, eats like a 5 year old with mental disabilities, and god forbid the cheap fuck gives you a dollar when in need because "ya know... the lawyers". Hasn't missed an Easter mass with his family since 09 because the last time it happened his mother shunned him for a year. Always does this little stupid fucking thing with his hands where he kinda moves them in a circular motion like he's confused about something that has been clarified ten times already. Everyday people pray that they meet someone nice to spend the rest of their lives with, but really you should pray that you never have a daughter who ends up with someone like Billy Tedeschi.
Friend: Hey Bill my dad got rushed to the hospital just now, I'm freaking out and don't know what to do, could you give me a lift to the hospital?

Billy Tedeschi : ugh I am the unluckiest human on the entire planet
Billy Tedeschi by Cade McD April 16, 2019

Smokin butts behind Tedeschi's 

Those who smoke cigarettes behind the New England restaurant Tedeschi's. They are often unmotivated in life so they choose to smoke butts behind Tedeschi's.
I don't want to be the guy who's smokin butts behind Tedeschi's for the rest of my life.

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026