One person you will not want to encounter is a Billy Tedeschi. Usually a selfish prick looking out for himself and just himself. Acts like a big dog but everyone knows his girlfriend "Val" just bitches him around all day. Complains... ALOT. Chel skills well under sub par, eats like a 5 year old with mental disabilities, and god forbid the cheap fuck gives you a dollar when in need because "ya know... the lawyers". Hasn't missed an Easter mass with his family since 09 because the last time it happened his mother shunned him for a year. Always does this little stupid fucking thing with his hands where he kinda moves them in a circular motion like he's confused about something that has been clarified ten times already. Everyday people pray that they meet someone nice to spend the rest of their lives with, but really you should pray that you never have a daughter who ends up with someone like Billy Tedeschi.
Friend: Hey Bill my dad got rushed to the hospital just now, I'm freaking out and don't know what to do, could you give me a lift to the hospital?
Billy Tedeschi : ugh I am the unluckiest human on the entire planet
Billy Tedeschi : ugh I am the unluckiest human on the entire planet
by Cade McD April 17, 2019