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A follower, subscriber, or in any form a part of the "LeafyisHere" community, typically comprising of 12 year old kids before their tastes in humor or content has yet to develop. Queafers operate in an almost hive-mind mentality, requiring little individual brain power to think for themselves and instead only regurgitate the shit they ate up form their LeafyisQueer overlord like pesky flies, and then puke it everywhere. Their simplistic compositions have proven an amazing evolutionary adaptation to a lack of intelligence, with the only stimuli their mental processes required for entertainment are key words like, "lichrally," "fucking," and a one-sentence "joke" about getting something in the mail so as not to overwhelm them having to process too many words. He is a hero to his people, teaching them slowly and through repetition how to comprehend words stringed together to form a sentence and unlock the secrets to the most epic joke of all time: a pokemon in the mail. It is for these reasons and more that a Queafer will give it's meaningless wasted life to defend the honor of her majesty.
I'm lichrally a fucking queafer.
Queafer by NyanFlore February 9, 2017
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sausage queafer 

A sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who "queafs" (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.
hey brian, stop *queafing* on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.


* ( queafing meaning farting)
sausage queafer by jeff x May 4, 2005

Queefer at the Reefer 

Mark: Damn, me and my girl had some crazy sex at that reefer.
Kyle: Yeah bro, I heard her. She was a queefer at the reefer!

queeferific

She let out a pussy fart and it was queeferific

Queefery 

noun, plural queeferies
A 19th century retreat where chaste young women of a certain class were sent to perfect the art of queefing, which was then used primarily to attract male suitors.
It is said my great, great grandmother attended the finest queefery in New England and could attract squirrels rabblts and pigeons with her queefs.
Queefery by Lastgasp1875 October 27, 2020

queeferella 

A hot bitch that queefs a lot of fucking times.
Titi To was a fine as motherfucking queeferella.
queeferella by PenisRedMan June 7, 2005

Queefer Sutherland 

A queef that is so big, so bad, so intense that only a parody of the man who plays Jack Bauer will do.
"That was no ordinary coochie fart Kim, that was a Queefer Sutherland."