What are those 

What are those is a vine sensation that everybody says when somebody's shoe game is weak

Guy 1: i got one question
Guy 2: ?
Guy 1: WHAT ARE THOSE

What are those by xxxTUCKERxxx∞∞ May 5, 2016

What are those 

A stupid ass saying made up on vine but I most likely use it when I see crocks on a person's feet.

1; what are those?!?
2; those are my crocs.

What are those by Bribri11 November 18, 2015

what are those 

a 3 worded sentence used to describe a persons shoes.

person #1: hey man look at my new kicks
person #2: yo man what are those!

what are those by wowiamsokooldkm March 13, 2016

what are those 

Used when someone wears pennyless shoes

Pastor jumps points at sandals on an old woman and screams what are those

what are those by Tek West July 29, 2016

What are those 

No brand or ugly shoes

My friend was wearing crocs so I said what are those

What are those by The dope prince November 3, 2015

what are those 

a stupid vine.

heard of that new vine dude?
the 'what are those' vine? yeah, i dont like it.
*both kill themselves*

what are those by cringe alert November 13, 2018

what are those 

a popular term that is usually used by teens/young adults/people who don't have the maturity. it's usually said when some dude plops in with some visually poor shoes, viewed by people as hand made shoes. this orginally came from a vine of which a cop had some shoes, and a guy said 'WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!?', and got popular quickly.

John: guys you like the shoes i made?
Steve: i got one question for ya,
John:yea?
Steve:what are those
Will:those look like they just got 3d printed and he just slapped his own logo on it

Abraham:even my grandma has better shoes than those..
John:this is why i'm not a virgin..

what are those by a wild bandaid May 7, 2017