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Russell Sage 

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY. Located near RPI, it was originally created to average out the IQ in the city. A home for women who have all the qualifications but have yet to be labelled by the government as 'mentally retarded'. The college does, however, provide for ample, one-time sexual partners for the intercourse-starved male students (read: all of them) at RPI
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Russell Sage 

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY where the only thing to do is get hammered at RPI with the geeksquad fraternities. Chances of getting laid and actually liking it...zero.
Russell Sage-not a girls school without men but a women's school without boys
Russell Sage by Angel January 20, 2005

Russell Sage Middle School 

A school filled with wannabe baddies and a bunch of other people. Boys moan a LOT and most girls are straight and only last a week in a relationship. 6th graders are mostly nice and 7th graders are loved so much and 8ths just wanna leave.

Russell Sage College 

A school for the cultivation of wives for the students of RPI. Sometimes considered gold-diggers because they invariably marry the most attractive RPI Nerd they can find who has a bright future as a highly-paid engineer in front of them. The student body is slightly overweight but nonetheless highly attractive and much preferable to the female students of RPI who are extremely scarce and, when located, have RIBS.
Wow, Sarah is going to Russell Sage College? Luck girl, she'll marry an engineer!
Russell Sage College by SagieGirl December 24, 2008

Russellmager

one who fucks a person retarded
I took this guy home last night and I'm telling you he was one Russellmager. I woke up freshly fucked and fully retarded.
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026