n. all women's college located in Troy, NY. Located near RPI, it was originally created to average out the IQ in the city. A home for women who have all the qualifications but have yet to be labelled by the government as 'mentally retarded'. The college does, however, provide for ample, one-time sexual partners for the intercourse-starved male students (read: all of them) at RPI
Did you hear? It's 'Velcro is just one option' day at Russell Sage!

by DoubleBallHanger June 3, 2006
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n. all women's college located in Troy, NY where the only thing to do is get hammered at RPI with the geeksquad fraternities. Chances of getting laid and actually liking it...zero.
Russell Sage-not a girls school without men but a women's school without boys
by Angel January 21, 2005
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A school for the cultivation of wives for the students of RPI. Sometimes considered gold-diggers because they invariably marry the most attractive RPI Nerd they can find who has a bright future as a highly-paid engineer in front of them. The student body is slightly overweight but nonetheless highly attractive and much preferable to the female students of RPI who are extremely scarce and, when located, have RIBS.
Wow, Sarah is going to Russell Sage College? Luck girl, she'll marry an engineer!
by SagieGirl April 4, 2007
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A school filled with wannabe baddies and a bunch of other people. Boys moan a LOT and most girls are straight and only last a week in a relationship. 6th graders are mostly nice and 7th graders are loved so much and 8ths just wanna leave.
Russell Sage Middle School has a lot of drama
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