Russell Sage

n. all women's college located in Troy, NY. Located near RPI, it was originally created to average out the IQ in the city. A home for women who have all the qualifications but have yet to be labelled by the government as 'mentally retarded'. The college does, however, provide for ample, one-time sexual partners for the intercourse-starved male students (read: all of them) at RPI

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