When a friendship exist in two mutually contradictory states when you are simultaneously a friend or an enemy until you make a crucial decision related to that friendship.
John : Hey, are you still friends with Johnny ?
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
Daya : Depends on whether he hits on my crush.If he does we will be competing for the same girl and we will be enemies and if he doesn't we will remain as friends.
John : So, what are the both of you now ?
Daya : We are simultaneously friend and enemy. A state known as Schrödinger's friendship.
by zingeraddict December 04, 2011
Get the Schrödinger's friendship mug.1. A slang for condoms as these shield women from the ultimate STD(pregnancy).Eventually, pregnancy leads to birth. The disease is perpetuated through generations.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
2. A type of personal armor carried on the arm, meant to intercept attacks, either by stopping projectiles such as arrows or redirecting a blow from a sword, mace or battle axe to the side of the shield-bearer.
Hot blond : Ready for a steamy night Daya ;) ?
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
Daya: Let's do this
Hot blond:Don't be silly wrap you willy (use a condom)
*suddenly a ninja attacks Daya but the attack is intercepted by Daya's shield and the ninja is killed brutally by Daya's colossal cock*
Daya: Thank god i had my old roman shield.Oh yeah babe,have no worries i brought my penis shield along ;)
Hot blond: Good, now we can use them as water balloons at the hot springs tonight with my friends ...my idea of a steamy night ^_^
Daya: WTF =.='''
by zingeraddict October 01, 2011
Get the Shield mug.1.When a girl is so loving and horny turns into a bitch who refuses to have sex or even gives you blow jobs she becomes a lazy hole.
2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
2.When your girl won't have sex with you.
Husband :Dude,my college sweetheart who i loved so much and couldn't get her hands off me turned into this sensitive,self absorbed workaholic who doesn't even spend passionate nights in bed with me anymore.
Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole
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Guy:That is why i didn't get married.First you get that disease called one gina.You might get stuck with it for the rest of your life and then when it is about to fuck you up it evolves to a lazy hole.Yeah, you chose one giana and now your wife is a lazy hole
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by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the Lazy hole mug.Rapid and continuous flow of cum. The heavy shot of heavenly juices to saturate an area of a woman's body rather than hit a specific target ( vagina ) .
Eg :He was so turned on by her that he could not help but deliver a cum barrage on her sweaty body
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
Eg: it was his 1st night and he was so turned on by her night gown that he lost control and fired a cum barrage
by zingeraddict November 23, 2010
Get the Cum barrage mug.1.The first time an individual confesses his love to another individual.The first articulation of that warm and sweet feeling called love.Usually lost when a person meets his or her first love.
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Wanker: that mutha fckin cock sucker just lost his iloveyouginity as soon as he met her.
porno freak: huh, to who ?
Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .
porno freak: huh, to who ?
Wanker: he lost it to that dancing whore across the street .
by zingeraddict September 29, 2011
Get the iloveyouginity mug.Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.
by zingeraddict November 13, 2010
Get the midnight glimmer mug.A javelin is a light spear designed primarily for casting as a ranged weapon. The javelin is almost always thrown by hand, unlike the arrow and slingshot, which are projectiles shot from a mechanism. However, hurling devices do exist to assist the javelin thrower in achieving greater distance.
Hot teacher :The word javelin comes from Middle English and it derives from Old French javeline, a diminutive of javelot which meant spear. The word javelot probably originated from the Celtic language.
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
Dylan: F@*k that here is a real javelin *unzips pants*
Hot Teacher: Oh my god Dylan !! *she starts rubbing his balls with her left hand, stroking his dick with her right hand in sync to the pace she is moving her mouth. Goes all the way and deep throats him while doing this, Dylan begin to hum and moan till he reaches an orgasm and begins to cum.She swallows it, and licks it off of him*
Dylan: I love living .
by zingeraddict October 01, 2011
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