Sherpa Guide

Guy: Hey, were only walking a block to the drug store. Why are you carrying all that shit?
Girl: blah blah blah blah blah...
Guy: Ha! You look like a damned Sherpa Guide!
by Zeke May 07, 2005
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LJBF

Abbreviation for "Lets Just Be Friends". Used mostly by women to indicate that they don't want a romantic relationship, but don't mind receiving attention from a guy that wants to be more than friends.
He thought she was hot, but she LJBF'd him so he is out of luck.
by Zeke December 03, 2003
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McPenis Filet

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?
by Zeke May 07, 2005
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free republic

Proof that the right wing zealots farthest to the right (bordering with fascism if not already there) who unquestionably follow George W. Bush and Fox News are all fucking insane, intolerant, uneducated assholes.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
The United States is a free republic.

Free Republic wants concentration camps for liberals, just like their German pen pals from the 1930s.
by Zeke June 11, 2005
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Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.
"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"
by Zeke November 21, 2004
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Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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wally

Clark's Wallabees boots and shoes.
Those cream wally's are ill.
by Zeke January 12, 2004
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