yuri's definitions

Earthlink

Best ISP out there. I Get 5.1mbits down and 384kbps up for $43 a month including everything. Have been with them for over a year and no problems. You losers with dial-up should wake up to the year 2005. Of course earthlink dial-up sucks -- all dial-up sucks!

Hey Tommy has Road Runner and he pays almost ten dollars more than Earthlink charges, but the speed is the same. Now why is that?

by Yuri March 31, 2005

excardon me

Catch phrase uttered by the wonderous Senor Cardgage (or any ugly, dumpy guy with a beer belly and a comb-over) while popping out of bushes and carrying a plastic bag full of mysterious contents which may include any of the the following:

1. Cold Pizza
2. Rotten Vegetables
3. Shattered Pieces of the owner's past life...
This phrase confuses Homestar Runner.

Cardgage: Excardon me!

Homestar Runner: I don't know what that means... and you still smell like pea soup

by Yuri December 21, 2003

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

hoobastank

A famous brand of scuba tanks.

I bought a hoobastank yesterday, and I was doing fine going down...Damn, I got wet really fast.

by Yuri August 18, 2004

Fran's tits

New Jersey slang for the tits on Matt's mom.

Did you see Fran's tits today?

by Yuri March 28, 2005

revengeanceful

The mutual feelings between Strong Mad and "The Tire". Will be settled in "Tire Madness" only on pay-per-view.

This sunday, on Tire Madness

by Yuri September 22, 2003

Share Pro

A person who has an unheathly obsession with lying.

Vlad is such a lying share pro. He says my mother left me because I touch myself at night.

by Yuri April 24, 2005