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Dalasta'

Dollar store. Place where rush-to-the-bottom, built-to-blow products are sold. Contains toys made for children, by children. Cost equals about a month's wages to the poor bastards who made it.
My dalasta 'phone sounds like the subway P.A.! Did you buy these rubbers at the dallasta'? This dalasta' super-glue is actually slippery!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
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Smiley Face

Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...
I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme December 16, 2010
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ghoul

A crude way to refer to a vagina
- I fingered that chick's ghoul last week!
- I don't see a girl over there...
-YAK!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 30, 2007
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Joy Assassin

One who excels at being a killjoy.
A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?

A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!

A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!

A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 7, 2009
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intellectual orgasm

Ivoluntary, and prolonged laughter after experiencing a particularly funny joke.
While I had an intellectual orgasm, I missed the rest of the dialogue to the "Political Peasant" sketch. I knew it by heart anyway...
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
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Déjà Mangé

Literally "Already eaten"
The experience of re-tasting the flavour of recently ingested foodstuffs...
Milder experiences are effected by a belch.
More severe instances involve retching. The impact can be heightened by chewing and re-swallowing the retched foodstuff, (see: "Cud")
"Ugh, I just had a déjà mangé."
"What was it?"
"Milk, but this time sour."
by youdbesoluckytoknowme May 7, 2011
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Elsie

In Canada stands for Liquor Control Board, eg. LCBO... Liquor Control Board of Ontario. Clip it to L.C., and make it a name.
I couldn't find any Cuervo at the Elsie, so I got you Sauza. YECH!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
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