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Definitions by youdbesoluckytoknowme

congeal-ee-o 

The congealed fat at the top of cold soup forming little discs.
If I'm gonna eat that chicken soup cold, I've gotta skim off the congeal-ee-os.

Dalasta' 

Dollar store. Place where rush-to-the-bottom, built-to-blow products are sold. Contains toys made for children, by children. Cost equals about a month's wages to the poor bastards who made it.
My dalasta 'phone sounds like the subway P.A.! Did you buy these rubbers at the dallasta'? This dalasta' super-glue is actually slippery!
Dalasta' by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
In Canada stands for Liquor Control Board, eg. LCBO... Liquor Control Board of Ontario. Clip it to L.C., and make it a name.
I couldn't find any Cuervo at the Elsie, so I got you Sauza. YECH!
Elsie by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006
When rushing, and taking a series of small risks in order to save time, failing miserably at a simple task, and taking more time that one would behaving in an unrushed manner. The girl stalked by the killer in a thriller movie, when she drops her keys to her car, as she desperately tries to find safety... is having a rushie.
"Hurry up! I wanna bonk!", "Sorry, I'm having a rushie, I've been trying to put the rubber on upside-down"
rushie by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006

kiddie-meth 

Ephedrine (EPH) is a sympathomimetic amine similar in structure to the synthetic derivatives amphetamine and methamphetamine. Ephedrine is commonly used as a stimulant, appetite suppressant, concentraton aid, decongestant and to treat hypotension associated with regional anaesthesia. Chemically, it is an alkaloid derived from various plants in the genus Ephedra (family Ephedraceae). It is most usually marketed in the hydrochloride and sulfate forms.
Are you OK?
Sure, I'm just stacking but the kiddie-meth has me sweating.

intellectual orgasm 

Ivoluntary, and prolonged laughter after experiencing a particularly funny joke.
While I had an intellectual orgasm, I missed the rest of the dialogue to the "Political Peasant" sketch. I knew it by heart anyway...
The city of Mississauga, immediately West of Toronto. Its suburban-youth refer to it as such in scorn.
Gawd, there's nothing to do in the 'Saug... Let's go to T.O.!

I can't believe after all the time I've spent avoiding it, I've bought a house in the 'Saug. I must be old.
'Saug by youdbesoluckytoknowme November 1, 2006