yorrick hunt's definitions

Blympic Games

Olympic Games for fat people

The Blympic Games Motto is "Fatter, Heavier, Wider".

by yorrick hunt October 19, 2008

tongue-lashing

the act of performing oral sex on a female

Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.

by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

snothole

1. snot hole; nostril
2. shortened form of "not, arsehole" or "not, asshole"

1. Get your finger outa your snothole, you dirty bugger.
2. Hey turd. Are you coming over tomorrow, or snothole?

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

stupid

an adjective to best describe the average person

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them are stupider than that.

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

man on the moon

Neil Armstrong stepped onto the Moon's surface, in the Sea of Tranquility, at 0256 GMT, on 21 July 1969.

We can put a man on the moon, but can we put one on (here insert the name of the person you want to make fun of)?

by yorrick hunt February 1, 2008

blowflies

flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat

Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008