Erect penis; hard cock; full dick
I think I'll call my boat "Jenny Talia". I like the sound of it.
what the telephone company charges you for making telephone calls
Last night I fell asleep during sex and woke up two hours later with a $700 phone bill.
a deliberately annoying, or innocently stupid way of saying "
you betcha" (first noticed on The Young And The Restless spoken by Victor Newman)
Hey, turd! Do you want a beer?
You bet you.
small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup
When
recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.
silence; stop talking; be quiet; shut up
You talk too much. Get some shuthole.
Will you shuthole? No one wants to hear your crap.
Shuthole, dammit! I'm trying to think!
flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat
Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.
