yorrick hunt's definitions

cumming and going

ejaculating and defecating

After taking his viagra with prune juice, Theo spent the night cumming and going.

by yorrick hunt May 28, 2008

pointless

something that is a waste of time or of no use

It is pointless to put up a sign that reads: SIGN NOT IN USE

by yorrick hunt January 24, 2008

rub someone's nose in it

to remind someone unkindly of an error or failing

Whenever he won money from a bet with others, he would always rub their noses in it by saying, "Thanks for the donation, suckers." (this being an example of how to rub someone's nose in it)

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

roarer

Erect penis; hard cock; full dick

Just thinking about giving her a pearl necklace gave me a roarer.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

divorce

the legal ending of a marriage

The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

meaning of life

the reason or purpose for our existence

I asked the guru what was the real meaning of life. He said,"Twenty years with time off for good behavior."

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

puzzle

a problem that cannot be easily solved

Puzzles:

1. Plant ten trees in five rows of four trees each.

2. Cut a cake into eight equal pieces with only three cuts.

3. If today was tomorrow yesterday, what would today be the
day after tomorrow?

4. The prisoner is in a cell where one door leads to freedom
and the other door leads to death. There are two guards.
One guard always tells the truth. The other guard always
tells lies. The prisoner does not know which door is
which or which guard is which or which guard is on which
door. He is allowed to ask one question of one guard in
order to find out the door to freedom. What question must
he ask?

by yorrick hunt May 14, 2008