Definitions by yorrick hunt

skeptical 

associated with doubting, not believing, not accepting

You should be skeptical of a fortune teller whose crystal ball has three finger holes in it.

skeptical by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

boxing

to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring

I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.

boxing by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

divorce 

the legal ending of a marriage

The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

divorce by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

miss ballooniverse 

like Miss Universe, only fatter

Keep stuffing your cake hole with junk food darling, and one day you will realise your dream of becoming Miss Ballooniverse.

miss ballooniverse by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

number two 

evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated

Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?

number two by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

plagiarism 

stealing ideas or actual passages from someone else's work and pretending they are your own

When writing an article attacking plagiarism, do not copy from someone else's work.

plagiarism by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

catapult by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008