yorema's definitions

shitvelope

An envelope containing faeces (shit), the primary purpose of which is to upset its recipient. Could be thought of as a harmless relation to the letter bomb. Sending one most likely constitutes mail fraud in most jurisdictions.

I sent a shitvelope to Jack Thompson because he is such a total, utter, fucking asshat.

by YOREMA October 15, 2005

Douche

1. George W. Bush, president of the United States.
2. Product used to sanitize an unpleasant, dirty vagina.
See also douchebag. Definition 1 also applies to douchebag.

George Bush is such a douche, man.

by YOREMA October 27, 2004

ganja farmer

One who grows cannabis for sale or personal use.

"The police arrested Bobby because he's a ganja farmer."

by YOREMA August 15, 2003

luncheon meat truncheon

The male genetalia - the penis.
Also see schlong, wang, cock, spam javelin, knob, dick, lad.

All of a sudden, jamie whipped out his luncheon meat truncheon and started spanking it.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003

geebag

One who is a fucking twat, or vulgar slang for female genitalia.

He's a right geebag!

by YOREMA April 2, 2003

tv.com

The sodomized remnants of popular community-built website, tvtome.com.

CNet are a bunch of cunts that took over tvtome and sodomized it, leaving us with the piece of shit that is tv.com.

by yorema August 5, 2005

scobe

A variant of the commonly known Dublin skanger, knacker and scumbag. Many specimens like to wear baseball caps with razor sharp creases in the peak, perched precariously as high as possible on their head, which is entirely shaven except for the fringe. Pathetic looking fluff above the upper lip is a sought after characteristic in a scobe. The latest in Reebok, Nike and Adidas apparel - often fake or stolen - can be usually seen hanging off a scobe.

Look at the tracksuit on that fucking scobe.

by YOREMA July 10, 2003