yo mama's definitions

straight edge

i love alchohol,cigarettes,drugs and sex woohoo!!!!

woohhooo why kead a borring life when it could be fun and sexual

by yo mama January 16, 2005

neelam

a trainwreck of a girl who has disaster follow her around like that pigpen guy from Peanuts has a cloud of shit following him... but who is just so damned NICE you can't get pissed and throw sharp things at her. Kind of how you love retards, but don't expect too much from them.

Yo! That girl is one fucked up neelam! But... we should probably bake her vegetarian cookies or she'll cry.

by Yo Mama April 7, 2005

ding ding

chinese. Based upon the chinese music you here in a chinese restuarant. Dinga-dinga-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding!

Lets order some ding ding for delivery.

by yo mama September 11, 2003

turkey bark

Farting after eating turkey.

I let out out a massive turkey bark after Thanksgiving dinner.

by yo mama October 5, 2004

exploding midget

it looks like a butt

ofblulararabh!

by yo mama July 17, 2003

FedEx

Largest worldwide freight service. Operates an airborne fleet of 727s, DC-10s, MD-11s, A300s, A310s, and Cessna C210s.

Expensive too.

by yo mama July 20, 2003

Cool Breeze

A crazy security guard at New Rochelle High School who drives around in a white Dodge Caravan trying to bust you going off campus.

Run it's the motha fuckin' Cool Breeze van!!!

by Yo mama February 12, 2005