jewray

laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.

Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

fagflag

The rainbow gay pride flag

Alex: "Did you see the fagflag on that house back there?"
Taylor: "Yeah, it was so pretty"
Alex: "....."

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

lesbography

a biographical book about one or more lesbians

Taylor: "I was reading a new lesbography last night and it kept talking about melissa ethridge's fight with cancer, it was so beautiful"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

the david coperfield

While having sex with your girlfriend from behind you call up a friend and have him come to your house and take over for you without your girlfriend knowing, then you run around to the window outside and wave to your girlfriend.

Taylor: "Dude last night i gave my girl the david coperfield, it was great"
Alex: "STOP LYING YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!"
Taylor: *crys*

by yelsom8 March 14, 2008

subteranean homesick jews

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan

Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008

halothreepes

(hay-low-three-peas)

An STD similar to that of Herpes, only this is contracted on halo when someone else rapes your dead body.

Taylor: WTF! that guy just raped my body
Jason: HA! now your gonna spawn with halothreepes

by yelsom8 March 04, 2008

hug a jew day

The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

by yelsom8 March 16, 2008