Urban Dictionary: Definitions by yelsom8

cockband

When one plays ones cock as an instrument in the game rockband

Alex: "dude i forgot my other guitar"
Craig: "dont worry man we'll play cockband instead"

cockband by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

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a special rack designed to hold wine bottles

Tayolr: "i just bought this amazing winerack, it looks so awesome"
Jason: "But you cant even buy wine yet?"

winerack by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

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laser beams that jewish people shoot out of their eyes so that they can somehow save money on everything and have a better life that everyone else.

Alex: "Due im not paying 5oo bucks for that TV"
Nate: "Dont worry man ill just use my jewray and itll only be 9.95"
Alex: "Sweet man"

jewray by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

A jewish person who is homesick, alsom hymes with subteranean homesick blues by bob dylan

Taylor: "nates acting like all the other subteranean homesick jews"
Alex: "....."

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when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys

Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"

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The first day of February where you go out and hug any jewish person you can find

Alex: "Dude tomorrow is national hug a jew day!"
Taylor: "Yeah man lets go give nate a hug"

Taylor: "I was reading a new lesbography last night and it kept talking about melissa ethridge's fight with cancer, it was so beautiful"

lesbography by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

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