Definitions by ya mum

ya mum 

a sex object

i fucked ya mum....
twice

ya mum by ya mum October 13, 2003

Corno 

Collective noun for Meerkcats.

Wow! Check out the Corno in the dumpster!

Corno by Ya Mum July 12, 2003

Pencil

Collective noun for Gnus.

Get the pencil out of my pants.

Pencil by Ya Mum July 12, 2003

Tism 

A bunch of alcoholic child-beaters. Coincidently, they make music.

Tism abused my son, but their new CD is pretty cool.

Tism by Ya Mum July 12, 2003

ya mum 

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

ya mum by Ya mum July 12, 2003

dom britton 

That dirty guy that goes to church just so he can touch children.

I invited Dom to your kid's party.

dom britton by Ya mum July 12, 2003

loxley 

Slang (according to his mother) for little shit-faced piece of scum.

"Loxley, don't make me beat you up with a fork again...like i do everynight...

loxley by Ya mum July 12, 2003