xanadude313's definitions

The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.

"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.

by xanadude313 October 13, 2019

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

the Shoelace Express

A Short-lived Wisconsin Cannabis rogue Quorum Director who blasts sophistry at the Wisconsin Capitol, but forgets to pay the parking meter so his stupid fucking ass gets his truck towed.

Hey bro, can you float me $500? I was at the Capitol speaking sophistry and forgot to pay the meter. I'm stuck in five o'clock rush hour taking the Shoelace Express.

by xanadude313 August 31, 2019

Deputy Dipshit

A Deputy Director of a Cannabis activism group who has no clue how to operate according to Robert's Rules of Order. Commonly found in the Madison, WI Capitol ruining Cannabis legalization by acting like a total moron during Lobby Day

"Deputy Dipshit told a cop he was a local celebrity to get out of a traffic ticket. The cop fined him double instead. What a fucking total dipshit!"

by xanadude313 July 27, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

The CBD Czargent

Cannabis Advocate who is a politician who doesn't use Cannabis. They are only in the legalization arena to make a name for themselves.

The Wisconsin Capitol was blasting sophistry today. The CBD Czargent is all for legalization with no regulation. Bro, Do you even smoke?

by xanadude313 September 2, 2019

Avatard

Someone who acts their polar opposite on social media who would not behave so reckless in a public setting.

Dude. My friend keeps popping up in my news feed with the stupidest shit! They are such an avatard!!!

by xanadude313 April 26, 2021