by xanadude313 August 14, 2019
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by xanadude313 August 31, 2019
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Get the Douche Mitten mug.CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.
"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.
by xanadude313 October 13, 2019
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by xanadude313 September 07, 2019
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by xanadude313 April 26, 2021
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The Wisconsin Capitol was blasting sophistry today. The CBD Czargent is all for legalization with no regulation. Bro, Do you even smoke?
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