woody's definitions

kella

Wog adaptation of the word killa, which is also there word for something which is cool.

or mor God that is a Kella ratziekunt

by Woody April 10, 2005

turd burgler

someone who steals turds out of toilets and writes whose turd it is on the wall

Dued you just got turd burglered

by woody December 9, 2003

kella venella

Wog term for killa vanilla which doesnt make sense either. None the less they still say it

That kunt is kella venella

by Woody April 10, 2005

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 25, 2004

dirty hell

a nasty place to be. ones fear of real english, also easy to get by with when using with other words of jest, such as shit

WHAT THE DIRTY HELL IS THAT SHIT !!!! or THAT SHIT IS THE DIRTY HELL !!!

by woody August 9, 2003

rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

by Woody August 18, 2004

juff

a form of felching for women only.

She juffed me

by Woody March 26, 2003