verb (used without object), piddled, piddling.
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.
U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
1.
to spend time in a wasteful, trifling, or ineffective way; dawdle (often followed by around):
He wasted the day piddling around.
2.
Informal. (especially of children and pets) to urinate.
U.S uses piddling to mean wasting time.
U.K uses piddling to mean urinating
U.S = I'm bored so I'm piddling round the house getting jobs completed
U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet
U.K = I wish the dog would stop piddling all over the carpet
by Hanamanah November 13, 2016
Get the piddling mug.A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".
user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"
On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"
Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"
On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".
Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".
user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"
On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"
Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"
On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".
Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
by weeklyhaircut December 25, 2008
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Dude piddled his tongue at Chick when she called him a loser for being so passionate about knitting.
Dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less.
Chick laughed at the piddling tongue.
Dude was most unimpressed, but saw the funny side none the less.
Chick laughed at the piddling tongue.
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Get the Piddington mug.Developed from commentary by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear:
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.
1. That piddington is going 12mph in a 50 and I can't see around its fat ass to tell whether or not I can pass it.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.
by exstock April 5, 2009
Get the piddington mug.Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012
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