willis's definitions

DAB

dumb ass bitch...........a bitch so stupid she is only known by the initials DAB.

you are such a DAB, shut up ya tool.

by Willis December 21, 2004

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

muc'n'her

Topless Mudwrestling - Females only.

I went to a party the other day and a bunch of chicks were having a go at some muc'n'her.

by Willis November 4, 2004

streetbuddy

Someone that is a goth, or wears gothic like clothes with lots of jewelry, and hangs out in small towns.

I'm going to hang wit my fellow streetbuddies.

by willis February 11, 2004

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003

double salad

similar to bumping clams, when two ani are touching and smashing...

Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong

by Willis January 29, 2004

do crap

Meaning that are aren't going to do something.

Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.

Randolph: Do crap!

by willis February 4, 2004